Like Hell I'm Going To Let Some Black President Help Me Pay For Dialysis

I take pride in who I am. Always have, always will. I've worked hard my whole life and have never taken anyone's charity, and I'm not about to start now, no matter what. I'm telling you, there's no way I'm going to sit back and let some black president of the United States try to devise a structure to help me pay for the dialysis treatment I so desperately need to survive.

Not over my dead body.

Just who does this Afro-American occupant of the highest office in the land think he is, anyway? Look, I've got nothing against black people, but some of them act like the whole world owes them something. For example, important government subsidies on my dialysis.

You know, I don't recall asking for some black commander in chief to embrace protections that would prohibit insurance companies from dropping my coverage on a whim and operating as if my continued existence on earth were nothing more than a strategic liability. Plus, if I go along with this progressive health-benefits scheme, he'll probably hold it over my head every time I receive vital care with the aid of the government to which I already pay taxes.

Sorry. I've got too much self-respect for that.

Obama needs to know that there's still one American willing to watch his body drown in its own deadly internal toxins rather than have long-overdue reform crammed down his throat.

Fact is, nobody wants some too-big-for-his-britches black president butting in to suggest that everyone, including me, needs to be treated with dignity. Yet this Obama thinks he can just waltz in and and tinker with a health care system that destroys people like myself every single day.

Can you imagine what'd it be like if he weren't just half black?

Seriously, when Obama's done drumming up support for legislation that might allow me to see my daughter graduate from college and prevent me from dying before my 50th birthday, what's next on the agenda? Will he try to keep my life's savings from evaporating in a stock market that operates free of serious governmental oversight? Is there any aspect of capitalism run amok that this guy won't tamper with? Really, Obama, thanks but no thanks. The last person I need help from is some black leader of the federal government in a position to perhaps improve my quality of life.

The worst part is that I'll have to put up with this guy being a black president for at least three more years. I guess all I can do is try to hold out for the 2012 election. Maybe then we'll get a white president back in office. Maybe he'll have the common decency to let me suffer in peace.

Cross posted at MadMikesAmerica.


  1. Yo Mike!

    Glad to see you're not PC.

    (Beware, by the way, of anyone who starts, "This isn't PC, BUT.... " You know something terribly racist or intolerant is on the way.)

    But, as I was saying, Mike, you put freedom and the American way above your own healthcare. An admirable thing to do. Now all we have to do is protect gun rights in all this Socialist healthcare and we may get somewhere. We pretty much got abortion. Now let's keep the federal government from knowing who's been in mental hospitals so that they can't take our guns away from us. Or stop from selling them. Even if no such legislation is in the bill. But the anti abortion people got there's in. We can too.

  2. I am a true patriot my friend. The death of life begins with abortion and stem cells. The no good liberal scum who try to hide behind science have no chance of joining us in the Kingdom of Heaven, with Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior standing beside us. Praise Jesus. Accept him as your Savior and you shall be saved.

    Oh and by the [fucking] way...AMEN and praise the Lord (note the caps)! :-) :-)