Somebody's got to do the politically correct thing . . .

Happy Valentine's Day!

Which begs the question:

Which is more generally correct?

F = m a


F = d p / d t


  1. It would depend.

    Is m a constant?

  2. Else, F=dp/dt is a better conceptual switch.

  3. The one on the left looked underaged and stupid.
    P+JB= 20 years.

  4. I'll take e=mc squared (babe from Gallactica) anyday

  5. Look. Any chick who wants tits which look like penises must walk on the wild side.

    Nothing wrong with that.


    Anyone who grew up in the time of falsies and the uplift bra must have a nostalgic sentiment for the real thing. After all, there is a difference.

    Rubber tits, asbestos tits, tits made out of styrofoam just don't make it.

    Now what is all that scribbling which looks like it came out of the Princeton Institute of Advanced Studies? Did Einstein write these on the chalkboard just before he croaked?

    So what do we have here? Tits which look like what Edward Teller might concoct as the perfect pair in his fervid mind. Tits which have areola which are nuclear warheads. And scribblings stolen from the palm of an MIT student cribbing for an exam. Though he probably won't vote for Palin.

    Hey dudes, the country is nuts enough as it is. Do we really need this icing?