The Usual Suspects

Which philosopher are you?
Your Result: Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)

The world is absurd. No facts govern it. We live well once we truly accept the world's absurdity. YOU give our life's meaning, and YOU control your world.
(see Nietzsche for very closely tied beliefs)
--This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.

W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein
Early Wittgenstein / Positivists
Immanuel Kant
Plato (strict rationalists)
Which philosopher are you?
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Could be worse--I could've been the Marquis de Sade.

(Or Joss Whedon)


  1. 'Twas my results:

    "Which philosopher are you?
    Your Result: Aristotle
    Truth does not exist in some transcendent realm. We get to truth by applying reason to the physical world. The world follows logic and commonsense. Science if done properly is not to far from philosophy.
    --This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.
    Result Breakdown:
    77% Aristotle
    58% Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)
    41% Nietzsche
    36% Early Wittgenstein / Positivists
    33% W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein
    15% Plato (strict rationalists)
    2% Immanuel Kant"

    Ummm... I'm confused.... shall retake the quiz after Margarita night wears off...

    Yet, my current philosophy now = "Men are bastards." Not men in jineral, mind you, because I quite LUV men & their company (much like you gents at the Wulfshead!)... I'm speaking of men as in relatards- dads, uncles, brothers & the like. Those are the dudes that I'd like to go "Marquis de Sade" on their arses. (Oh- acid in the eyes maybe ... or have I watched too many horror flicks w/Robert Englund playing deSade???)
    I'm very emotional of late... another round bartender? For everyone here. Maybe two for me. I'm having trouble coping lately.

  2. Maybe I need to elaborate...
    I'm ever so sorry for my somber tone.
    As of today...
    I am pushing for my 72 year old bedridden mother to divorce my 78 year old [bastard of a] father...
    even though there is no dinero to split.
    Simply a piece of mind.
    For my mum.
    omg... it's so amazing I'm not f-ed up from my upbringing.

  3. Sounds like she's switched to whiskey. Jin should stick with gin for the summer. Ya see where Aristotle gets you? Dump him.

    Plato, on the other hand, seems to be scraping down in the bottom of the cave. Looks like Western Civilization still is into killing Socrates. No wonder we're collapsing. Soon, as with Rome, the "barbarians" simply can stroll into town and take over.

  4. Ha! I knew it... this morning it came out differently:

    Which philosopher are you?
    Your Result: Nietzsche
    There is no provable absolute truth. At the bottom of every philosophy there is some inspired assumption which the philosopher defends with reasons they have sought after the fact. There is no rational principle behind our world. The most noble goal in life is to create art. To live well is to be art.
    If life is a dream, "I will dream on!"
    --This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.
    Result Breakdown:
    91% Nietzsche
    83% Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)
    76% Early Wittgenstein / Positivists
    65% Aristotle
    57% W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein
    45% Immanuel Kant
    9% Plato (strict rationalists)

    Actually Jazzy... when I fell jinto bed last night I felt as if I'd had waaaay too much to drink. After a recount, I realized I had only consumed 4 beers & a 1/2 glass of wine over a 5 hour stretch.

    I'm still a lightweight afterall. Methinks it was the stress, mixed with very little sleep in over a week and of course, since I take too much to heart, a stomach ache that shied me away from eating anything much in days.

  5. Yep, sometimes the genes let us know it's best to stay away from the hard stuff. Get some green, leafy vegetables jin there today.

  6. Much wheatgrass has already been jinjested. Along with coffee & biscuits (crackers).

  7. I got pretty much the same results as Ben, though even stronger on the Wittgenstein-Quine bar