Red Menace

Boy, I miss the Cold War.

The way it used to be in the old days...

When a spy knew what it meant to be a spy.

And secret agents wore Prada.


Well, let us just say that spies nowadays don't have the same flourishes.

Q Branch must be sleeping on the job.

Whatever happened to all the fanciful gadgets?

What? No fancy amphibious sport car?

No Spy Kids Power Suit?

Not even one misely Bulgarian umbrella, like in the good old days?

Seriously now, I mean, this is the third millennium, people! You would imagine that at the very least something like Doctor Pooh's sonic screwdriver would easily be one of the perks of the job by today standards.

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