Because, not only does doing so play heck with my emotional equilibrium...but it leaves me dangerously out of step with my culture.
So. How 'bout that CSI: Medium show? Oh no wait, I'm sorry that's not a real show, is it? I mean NCIS: Glee...Oh dear, I seem to be confused again. Well what about that show wherein that sorry freak Charlie Sheen plays a scruffysexycool doctor who's always dancing all the time?