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20100704

How am I supposed to get my troubles in a kit bag?


Felix Powell, then a British staff sargeant, wrote the music for "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile" in 1915 and entered it in a WWI competition for the best morale building song. The song won first prize and has been called "perhaps the most optimistic song ever written."

Powell committed suicide in 1942.


Ironical, isn't it.
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20100701

Everything is complicated or not


"For more than most films, Airbender is made for a 10-and-younger audience and a 10-and-younger audience alone...Airbender, whether intentionally or not, is pegged almost exclusively to a small-fry state of mind."
---Kenneth Turan

LOL



Here they go again...

It is a curious phenomenon, but there seems to be an uncommon consistency to it:
The Last Airbender has not even begun showing yet and already M. Night Shyamalan haters are all bent out of shape about it (pun intended).

They have been at it for months!

And it's like that any time the man releases a new movie.
In this line of business, negative attention is better than no attention at all, I suppose, and M. Night Shyamalan is in good company: witness the critics' vitriolic reviews of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. There are directors like that who leave no one indifferent.



What to say?

I think Scott Adams has it right:
"You've probably noticed that opinion pollsters go out of their way to include as many morons as possible in surveys ... I think it's dangerous to inform morons about what their fellow morons are thinking. It only reinforces their opinions. And the one thing worse than a moron with an opinion is lots of them."
Case in point:





In other words: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (Has anyone here ever watched the Academy Awards or gotten involved in politics lately?)

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20100630

Red Menace




Boy, I miss the Cold War.



The way it used to be in the old days...



When a spy knew what it meant to be a spy.

And secret agents wore Prada.



Nowadays...



Well, let us just say that spies nowadays don't have the same flourishes.

Q Branch must be sleeping on the job.

Whatever happened to all the fanciful gadgets?

What? No fancy amphibious sport car?

No Spy Kids Power Suit?

Not even one misely Bulgarian umbrella, like in the good old days?

Seriously now, I mean, this is the third millennium, people! You would imagine that at the very least something like Doctor Pooh's sonic screwdriver would easily be one of the perks of the job by today standards.


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20100629

Toi, tu es née pour la folie, pour la lumière




On t'a fait un monde trop petit
Pour tes idées
Pour l'appétit‎ de tes grands yeux écarquillés
Sur l'infini

Tu es prisonnière de ta maison
De tes parents
De cet adulte qui te dit qu'il a raison
Et qui te ment
[Refrain]
Toi, tu es née pour la folie, pour la lumière
Pour tes pays
Peuplés de voix
Et tu te demandes dans ta nuit de prisonnière
Pourquoi tu vis
Et où tu vas
Pourquoi tu vis
Et où tu vas
Tu n'as pas d'avion ni de bateau
Pour t'en aller
Les illusions qui restent sont un grand radeau
Qui va couler
Et pourtant tu veux de tout ton corps
De tout ton coeur
Briser enfin le noir et blanc de ton décor
Vivre en couleurs
[Refrain] x3

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What the hell?

Tony Perkins, the president of a hate group that seeks to demonize an entire group of Americans, will testify later this week about the fitness of Elena Kagan's moral character, or something. He's listed as a "minority witness" and will testify after Kagan wraps up her own remarks before lawmakers. And given Kagan has already told Sen. Jeff Sessions that she has "repeatedly said that the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy is unwise and unjust," there's plenty for Perkins to go after.


Why does anybody take this man seriously?
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20100628

Whatever happened to no one gets left behind?


Good question!

Hey, call them a bunch of commies if you want to, but you've got to give it
to Five Finger Death Punch on this one.



I haven't had time to do any research, so I am not as familiar with the band as
I should be as I am posting this, but judging by this one song, it seems to me like
the world could use more socially concerned progressive voices like theirs:



What a vocal performance! Ivan is awesome.
No one gets left behind, another fallen soul
No one gets left behind, another broken home
No one gets left behind, we stand and fight together
No one gets left behind, or we all die alone

Have you no honor? Have you no soul?

Have you no backbone? Have you no spine?
Whatever happened to No one gets left behind?


No one gets left behind, I know you made it up.


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Look at my Minion, oh you mighty, and despair!

I've created a Minion to join Gru's Minion army.

Via.
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