Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Meanwhile in the Los Angeles Times today—surprise, surprise...not! (not really):

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream...

But, hey, don't blame the Los Angeles Times, they are just the messenger—right?

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Aah...and here is the online version (same story, different title):



That's right, folks, we gotta "protect" them jobs from "Big Government," ya' know.

[WEREWOLF]

Aren't you scared?

[WITCHES]

Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[CLOWN]

I am the clown with the tear-away face

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

[GHOUL]

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"

I am the wind blowing through your hair

[OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW]

I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

-