Open I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.

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This Just In

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Via The Borowitz Report in The New Yorker, via bloopie2 in The Guardian.

2 comments:

  1. It's always the start of a good day when I get the latest Wolfshead post. Thanks Ben.

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  2. And speaking of other "friends" of the US, Rios Montt just got sentenced to life in jail for the Guatemalan genocides......

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