This is my date for the night. Sometimes she serves as a bodyguard. For reasons I find hard to understand she scares people off, especially when it is quite dark.
—> As you can see she has a taste for the drinks at this bar. The man behind the bar must be a Master of Mixology, a Doktor just like Doktor Young and Doktor Sagan. Now wait a minute, boys, I know she's quite attractive but your interest in her is uncalled for. And though you say it's scientific that doesn't appear to be entirely the case. At least don't make me jealous. Hmmmmmm. <—
She's very intriguing! Although, I admit, I envision that as she downs the cocktails she springs leaks. I imagine her evening bag contains items like duct tape & super glue.
ReplyDeleteSecrets of the powder room.
ReplyDeleteThough I heard mention she fills the holes with miniature cupcakes.
Jin is just jealous because your date won the Cliffhanger Cleavage Contest.
ReplyDeleteShe wins them all.
ReplyDeleteIt's those hot Latin types who make my life a hell. Whistling, cat calling, staring at her and at me as if they can "do her" better. All those hungry, eager eyes boldly staring, running up and down, salaciously covering her with greedy desire.
I just wish she weren't quite so beautiful. It would make my life so much easier.
Beautiful eyes like that just make me melt. Guys can talk about boobs, butts and curves all they want; but a glance at a wonderful pair of eyes is what makes my heart go pitter-pat.
ReplyDeleteAnd that lovely smile doesn't hurt, either.
Not one reference to her clearly large intellect, (just look at that cranium, would you). There must be something lacking, however; I think it is her dental care. She doesn't have to open her mouth to pour down the drinks; they run like rivers down her throat.
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing: her eyes sag beneath her nose. When Quinty gazes at her across the table, he looks straight up her nostrils. (Ah Luis, we seem to ignore artistic license at Wulfshead.)
ReplyDeletewhat IS all this emphasis upon how she looks? Typical. What ABOUT her vast intellect? I only mentioned her poor dental care to point out that there must be some reason she is with a man who wants her only for her beauty. Get her to a cosmetic surgeon, her self-esteem would sky rocket, and she might demand a little more of Quinty.
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