It could happen to you!

As a matter of fact, it might already have, and you too may have recently been tagged to be one of the Wulfshead's infamous Substitute Bartenders.

If so, do not panic. Act upon the invitation or ignore it, as you will. Become one of the Wulfshead's acting bartenders, or not. The choice is yours.

No need to feel embarrassed: no one has to know who the Substitute Bartender happens to be at any given point---unless you want them to.

And remember you can always do onto other as was done onto you: feel free to pass the invitation along to one of your fellow patrons.