Ah heck, but what can such a device do for a gent at midnight groping one handed into the nighttime dark, unable to find the men's room light, who's searching for a urinal while simultaneously grappling with his zipper in a state of dire emergency? A state heavy, protracted drinking has been known to produce.
Can it:
A: Prevent accidents?
B: Ensure one's aim?
C: Find a urinal in the dark which is not currently in use?
D: Prevent our intrepid adventurer from letting loose on an innocent soul relieving himself in peace?
E: Help distinguish a urinal from a sink? Or a broom closet?
F: Guide our well meaning drunk into the men's room rather than the women's room? Thus avoiding a scandal?
I ask these questions as a patron of the Wulfshead, whose concerns are affected by such issues. And who, under such circumstances, would hate not to quickly return to his place at the bar, relieved, relaxed, and with a clear conscience.
The Wulfshead club is a well known watering hole for all the strange and unusual people in the world. And for those just passing through... No one's quite sure exactly where the club itself is located, and the very anonymous management likes to keep it that way, but there are authorized access points at locations all around the world, if you know where to look. And if your name's on the approved list. ~Simon Green, Daemons Are Forever
Ah heck, but what can such a device do for a gent at midnight groping one handed into the nighttime dark, unable to find the men's room light, who's searching for a urinal while simultaneously grappling with his zipper in a state of dire emergency? A state heavy, protracted drinking has been known to produce.
ReplyDeleteCan it:
A: Prevent accidents?
B: Ensure one's aim?
C: Find a urinal in the dark which is not currently in use?
D: Prevent our intrepid adventurer from letting loose on an innocent soul relieving himself in peace?
E: Help distinguish a urinal from a sink? Or a broom closet?
F: Guide our well meaning drunk into the men's room rather than the women's room? Thus avoiding a scandal?
I ask these questions as a patron of the Wulfshead, whose concerns are affected by such issues. And who, under such circumstances, would hate not to quickly return to his place at the bar, relieved, relaxed, and with a clear conscience.
G: All of the above?
ReplyDeleteBut then it might require the assistance of one of these.
Yes, this will surely aid those who are "blind drunk."
ReplyDeleteLol to the "blind drunk." I think I have been there a time or two.
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