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Did I mention that I was born with a tail? My mother keeps it in a jar in the medicine cabinet, next to the monkey blood.

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2 comments:

  1. Does this mean that you could make small talk with the certainly-not-esteemed former Senator from Pennsylvania at the next Jar Anonymous cocktail party?

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  2. I try not to associate with people who sleep with their dead relatives, but in Santorum's case, I'd make an exception - he'd be hilarious!

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