Open Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.

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We Apologize For Any Inconvenience


4 comments:

  1. *snicker*

    Yes. Exactly. That's just the type of thing that happens to ladies when we are in a group.

    ;-D

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  2. Is there room in that elevator for some men?

    I better go home and sober up. My carnation, after all, has wilted. But before the janitor cleans up the men's restroom, let me write on the wall:

    "All knowledge, virtue, and intelligence belongs to the strong. To the weak all humility, ignorance, and shame."

    Now where can i get some breakfast?

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  3. OK, I want to see what happens when the same malfunction occurs on the space elevator.

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  4. Ah! I see the management has posted a danger sign up. A wise precaution.

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